a review by Darby O’Gill

You don’t need super powers to make a difference, which is exactly what high school student Dave Lizewski finds out when he throws on a pair of tights and decides to fight crime. Well, he gets his ass kicked first, but then realizes that you don’t really need powers to be a superhero. I’m not going to be cliché, and say that Kick-Ass kicks ass, even though it totally does. I’m not even going to say that I’ll kick your ass, if you don’t go see Kick-Ass. Nope, you’re not going to find any of those cheesy play-on-words in this review. Instead, I’m just going to say, you’ve really got to see this movie.

Based on the comic book by the same name, Kick-Ass tells the story of Dave Lizewski, played by Aaron Johnson, a nerdy high school kid that wants to be a superhero. He can’t believe that no one has ever tried it before. But little does Dave know, there is already a father and daughter superhero team is his city. They’re currently in training to take down the city’s biggest crime boss. Big Daddy and Hit-Girl, played by Nicolas Cage and Chloe Moretz, might not have powers either, but they do have a weapons arsenal that could bring the crime in the city to its knees. I’m telling you, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a ten year old girl kill a room full of baddies, and Nicolas Cage do a classic Adam West impersonation. The good news is that you can see both of those wonderful things in Kick-Ass. It’s basically Spider-Man meets Superbad, with a healthy side of Steven Seagal. This movie really does do an amazing job of mixing its genres and giving the audience a ride they’ll never forget. I think the trailers I’ve seen for Kick-Ass have made it look hokier than it actually is, but having seen the movie, I can say that it’s just the way they packaged the clips. When you see the movie, which you should, it’ll have a completely different feel to it. I’m sorry, I know I said I wouldn’t do it, but it’s got to be said… Kick-Ass does in fact, kick ass! This movie is just simply a good time, and much like The Hangover and Superbad, you’re going to want to see it in the theater, because people are definitely going to be talking about this one.