Comments on: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

By: decker

decker — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:04:22 +0000

I’m a bit of a Shia fan due to Even Stevens, Holes and Disturbia. Bay’s flicks have been nausiating at best. I really try to just enjoy them as an explosion heavy popcorn flick, but end up wanting to scream at the screen. Bay has hundreds of millions and the military toys at his disposal and he can’t even string a competent story together. Ever.

GI Joe will likely and sadly be absolute shit. I hope it isn’t. I’m not speaking as a purist but the coolest thing about GI Joes is that the Joes are complete total bad ass mother fuckers, they don’t need Halo super suits. On the other hand I really don’t want to see the Village People with guns. We’ll see, Stephen Sommers has yet to make a good movie, maybe he’ll break the streak.

By: Josh Peters

Josh Peters — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:00:49 +0000

Decker brings up a good point. Maybe you could just have a nonsensical collection of worthless director heads for a bad scale. Like four Bays, a Schumacher and two and a half Ratners.

I too have yet to see UP! I won’t see Transformers 2, though. After 1, I know better. The first one ate a bowl of dick, so who can be that surprised about this one. I’ve never EVER liked Shia LeBlah. Megan Fox seems to be an A1 bitch. And Michael Bay has never and will never make something I say, “now that is worth seeing twice and buying on DVD.”

I’m still surprised everyone gave a pass to the first one.

I just hope GI Joe is good.
Wait, I know that’ll suck, too.

By: decker

decker — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:33:41 +0000

So you’re saying don’t see this because you’ll end up like Elizabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas, crying and bleeding from the ass in a scalding shower?

Maybe you could use an Optimus Prime icon as a benchmark in shittiness. Or a picture of Bay.

Jocco, what the hell? Go, nay, RUN to cleanse your shit filled psyche of all that is Michael Bay’s Tranformers 2 with the beauty that is UP.

By: jeremyrscott

jeremyrscott — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:06:10 +0000

I sat next to a little kid who loved this movie, a kid my age who just got super excited every time a new robot came on; and the movie got a standing ovation (I shit you not). Where were all the clever jokes and parodies of Michael Bay’s other crappy movies from the first movie. They were replaced with animal and robot humping, gang banging gansta bots and said Devastator’s wrecking balls. And the worst part about those two G Bots is that some kid somewhere probably not only enjoyed them, but could relate to them. That is just sad. And to think, I STILL haven’t seen UP, but I went to this shit fest. WOOPPEE!

By: dwellephant

dwellephant — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:48:59 +0000

Part of me thinks you’re being a little too nice to this movie.

By: Darby O'Gill

Darby O'Gill — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:08:47 +0000

I know, but I never thought I would need something lower. Boy, was I wrong. I might have to bring back the negative chickenheads.

By: jshady

jshady — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:59:58 +0000

A half of a Little Person is being too generous.

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